Disney Ask:

Aurora: Story of your first kiss

Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list

Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)

Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.

Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.

Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?

Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?

Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?

Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.

Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.

Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.

Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.

Boo: A childhood hero.

Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.

Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.

Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?

Simba: Something a parent has taught you.

Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?

Nemo: Your bravest moment.

Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?

Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.

Alice: Done drugs?

Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.

eracist:

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

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did-you-kno:

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

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shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

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adolescentscumbag:

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chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

the sarah palin part hahahaha

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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NSFW ASKS

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

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